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DOCKET WATCH · Sea Tow Servs. Int'l v. Tampa Bay Marine Recovery · No. 2:20-cv-02877-WFK-SIL (E.D.N.Y.) · Year Six · summary judgment on liability pending before Judge Kuntz · status conference 07/27/2026, 11:15 a.m., Ctrm 820, Central Islip (Locke, M.J.) · SBA recertification deadline passed 06/30/2026
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For forty-plus years, Sea Tow Services International has sold what it publicly calls "franchises" from Southold, New York — and, as far as we know, has never once registered under the New York Franchise Sales Act. Below is the whole chain, link by link, every entry anchored to a public record you can pull yourself. The law, the players, and the stakes follow. Welcome aboard. Mind the FROCHISE™.
Part I · The Timeline
The Chain, Link by Link
Sept. 18, 1972 A Florida corporation named SEA TOW, INC. — eleven years "early" FL Doc. 408894: Rockledge FL, principals Billy R. Todd, Autry Todd, Jere E. Lober. Dissolved 1974. The official founding story starts in 1983. Who were these gentlemen? BIG QUESTION.
1983 Sea Tow founded Captain Joseph Frohnhoefer II launches the company in Southold, NY — where it remains headquartered, unregistered under the NYFSA, to this day.
Apr. 18, 1988 The New York AG comes knocking The Investor Protection Bureau formally identifies Sea Tow as a franchisor selling unregistered franchises at $2,500 apiece (Doc. 192-2). A young attorney named Mitchell A. Stein enters the story — and never leaves.
Dec. 1989 The Assurance of Discontinuance Stein restructures the $2,500 franchise fee into a $500 "sales materials" payment. Sea Tow and Frohnhoefer personally promise — "from now until the end of time" — not to violate GBL § 680 et seq. $1,000 paid; the AG keeps permanent injunction power on ten days' notice (Docs. 192-3, 192-4).
Sept. 29, 2017 The yellow-hull trademark — cancelled Reg. 3678375 cancelled by the TTAB as a discovery sanction after three rounds of lesser sanctions failed: "any sanction short of judgment would be futile" (Cancellation No. 92059856). Were the captains painting boats yellow ever told?
Feb. 19, 2020 The franchisee goes bankrupt Three things to hold onto. First: Sea Tow starved the Morenos — it withheld their member funds starting September 2019, and TBMT lasted five months. The adversary complaint (8:20-bk-01418-CED, M.D. Fla.) says it plainly: "STSI's withholding of Member Funds crippled TBM and is the proximate cause of TBM's ultimate filing for bankruptcy." Second: Mitch Stein was formally accused of a conflict of interest — per the complaint, he'd represented TBM, then acted for Sea Tow against his former client; the day after he sought admission, TBM moved to disqualify him, and he quietly withdrew (allegations, never adjudicated). Third: the Jaegers lost the franchise for lawfully cooperating with the federal bankruptcy trustee — and the court refused to let Sea Tow punish it, dismissing every claim built on those disclosures with prejudice: "The Court agrees with the Jaegers." (ECF 216 at 49)
June 29, 2020 Sea Tow sues the family it had already stripped The lead fraud count demands $1.5 million; stacked demands against the Jaegers total nearly $2.2 million, plus fees and costs on every count (Doc. 1, ¶75 & Prayer) — on a theory that Sea Tow lost the chance to sell the very franchise it had taken back and was holding when it filed.
The theory has aged badly: per sworn M.D. Fla. filings, Sea Tow later tried to sell that same franchise to Dr. L'Hommedieu — a deal that collapsed for reasons not yet disclosed, though the shape of the offer is already public: a "franchise" the seller was simultaneously telling a federal court is not a franchise, unregistered, no FDD, on the same Stein-drafted architecture a judge said "fits comfortably within" the franchise-fee definition, tilted toward Southold's side of the table — and today, per Florida corporate records, the Tampa Bay AOR is owned by run by H2FRO, INC. (Joseph J. Frohnhoefer III, President; Kristen J. Frohnhoefer, VP/Treasurer) on property tied to KJF, LLC — both Frohnhoefer family entities at the same Gibsonton address (SunBiz Docs. P22000014445, L21000337028).
Follow the bouncing franchise: STSI the corporation claimed it "lost" a $1.5 million sale — and the asset landed in the principals' personal companies.
What the Frohnhoefer entities paid STSI for it, if anything, is a question for the deposition table.
And note, entirely unironically, who keeps blocking franchise sales in this story — not the market, not "external forces": per the bankruptcy complaint, the Morenos procured two willing buyers, both rejected by Stein and STSI; the L'Hommedieu deal collapsed for reasons still undisclosed; and the SBA delisting now chilling every resale was, as far as we know, Sea Tow's own choice not to certify.
Every hand on the brake of a franchise sale, so far as the record shows, has been a Frohnhoefer's or their counsel's.
It sues Abigail Jaeger for giving financial information to the bankruptcy trustee. The Complaint — signed by Stein Law over the email mitch@kingofip.com — even declares that "blood is thicker than a binding contract."
Nobody sues a family renting their home, with two young boys, expecting to collect seven figures. What a plaintiff can expect is that they can't afford to defend themselves in court — and that every other captain in the Fleet gets the message: step out of line and find out.
Sept. 30, 2022 "Fits comfortably within" — twice over Judge Seybert's ECF 216: the Management Agreement's payment structure "fits comfortably within" the statutory definition of a franchise fee; the isolated-sales exemption rejected; all bankruptcy-disclosure claims dismissed with prejudice ("The Court agrees with the Jaegers"); and, in a section titled "Individual Liability," the Jaegers "adequately pleaded individual liability against Stein and Frohnhoefer" — each a "person" under the NYFSA, jointly and severally liable if violations are proven (ECF 216 at 37–38, free at govinfo.gov).
Mar. 14, 2023 A court names the strategy Judge Morrison denies leave for a Third Amended Complaint: Sea Tow appeared to be acting "in bad faith, i.e., simply to slow down the litigation and drain the Jaeger Defendants of their comparatively limited resources" (DE 238 at 7–8). Ask yourself: could you afford a six-year lawsuit and four or five million in legal fees?
Aug.–Oct. 2023 Sea Tow's own co-counsel walks Steven Altman's withdrawal motion (Doc. 241): "STSI insisted on legal strategies that I believe are contrary to the law and my ethical obligations."
Jan. 6, 2025 Canada expunges the marks Sea Tow v. C-Tow, 2025 FC 27: SEA TOW marks struck from the Canadian Register; the court finds Sea Tow knew of C-Tow's prior use since December 1992; $412,000+ in fees awarded to C-Tow.
Dec. 29, 2025 "This is untrue." Magistrate Judge Locke finds Sea Tow's claim that the Jaegers produced no damages documents false — they'd produced 9,000+ bates-stamped pages — and warns that accusations of lying "invite suspicion on the accusing attorney." Document discovery closed.
Feb. 2026 The Subpoena Armada — frozen Seventeen non-party subpoenas served in a Friday-afternoon wave — insurers, salvors, a municipality, the Coast Guard — all halted on an emergency protective-order motion.
Mar.–Apr. 2026 The principals testify Frohnhoefer III (3/17), Kristen Frohnhoefer (3/18), and Stein all deposed by the April 23 deadline. Sea Tow designates the transcripts confidential. In their entirety.
June 30, 2026 The SBA deadline passes The Franchisor/Distributor Certification deadline — sign it and contradict six years of litigation posture, or skip it and take every operator's SBA-financed resale market down. As far as we know, Sea Tow did not certify.
July 7, 2026 The log is closed Joint discovery status report (Doc. 318): the Jaegers' renewed bid for summary judgment on liability, blanket confidentiality, disputed errata, a valuation frozen to a four-year-old spreadsheet — and on issue after issue, one refrain: that's for Judge Kuntz.
July 9, 2026 Next stop: Courtroom 820 Magistrate Judge Locke sets a status conference "to address the issues raised in the parties' status report, DE [318]" for July 27, 2026, at 11:15 a.m., Courtroom 820, Central Islip (Elec. Scheduling Order, 07/09/2026). The renewed summary judgment bid, the blanket confidentiality, the errata disputes, the frozen valuation — all of it now has a date, a room, and a judge. Federal courtrooms are public. Just saying.
Six years, one question From the AG's 1988 letter to Doc. 318 in 2026, the question has never changed: is this a franchise? A federal judge says the fee fits comfortably within the definition. The marketing says franchise. The litigation posture says no. Both cannot be true — and summary judgment on liability now sits before Judge Kuntz.
Part II · The Law
Understanding the New York Franchise Sales Act
GBL Article 33, §§ 680–695: before you offer or sell a franchise in New York, you register an offering prospectus with the Attorney General and disclose. No registration, no lawful sale. The statute doesn't care what the paperwork is titled — "license agreement," "management agreement," or FROCHISE™. It tests substance, three ways under § 681: (1) a franchise fee — any fee paid directly or indirectly for the right to enter the business; Judge Seybert held the 15%-of-gross structure "fits comfortably within" this definition. (2) A prescribed marketing plan or system — central dispatch, mandatory branding, prescribed standards. (3) Association with the franchisor's mark — when your boat, uniform, and signage all say the brand's name. New York's test is generally read disjunctively: a fee plus either element 2 or 3 can suffice.
The teeth: § 691 gives buyers of unregistered franchises a private right of action — including rescission with 6% interest and attorneys' fees for willful, material violations — and reaches officers and controlling persons personally. Per a FOIL response from the NY AG's office: Sea Tow has never registered. Not in 1983, not after 1988, not today.
Part III · Where the Case Stands
The Scoreboard
Sea Tow's offense: primary claims dismissed with prejudice; six motions to expand discovery denied; Rule 72 objection denied; the state-court end-run stayed by Justice Andrews in Suffolk County; 17 subpoenas frozen; document discovery closed. What survives of its case: roughly sixty days of billing disputes and a paint job.
The Jaegers' counterclaims: fully intact. Franchise-fee ruling on the books. Unregistered status confirmed by FOIL. Personal claims against Stein and Frohnhoefer alive per ECF 216's "Individual Liability" section. Renewed summary judgment on liability pending before Judge Kuntz.
"This is like conducting surgery with a spoon. It's the best we got." The federal court, on the discovery process · Doc. 302-7 at 55
Part IV · The Players
The Crew Manifest
Epithets are satire; citations are not. Where a statement is an allegation from a filing rather than a court finding, we label it. Everyone named retains every legal right, including the right to answer under oath.
"The Consigliere" Mitchell A. Stein, Esq. General Counsel · Third-Party Defendant AND Lead Trial Counsel
Present since 1988; architect of the 1989 restructure. The Stein Ledger: sanctioned in Alkoff v. Gold (S.D.N.Y. 1988, "unreasonable conduct"); sanctions affirmed in Margo v. Weiss (2d Cir. 2000, filings contradicting his own clients' testimony); $94,854 in Rule 11 sanctions in Libaire v. Kaplan (E.D.N.Y. 2008 — claim "brought solely to harass," Stein "has not 'learned his lesson'"). On his watch: the yellow-hull mark cancelled (TTAB 2017) and the Canadian marks expunged (2025 FC 27, $412,000+ in fees). Plus the "untrue" finding and the frozen armada.
Ruled on by the court: individual liability adequately pleaded against him; a "person" under the NYFSA; joint and several liability available (ECF 216 at 37–38). Final imposition: pending before Judge Kuntz.
"The Deserter" Steven Altman, Esq. Former Co-Counsel · Withdrew Oct. 16, 2023
Sea Tow's own attorney, whose withdrawal motion (Doc. 241) contains the sentence lawyers almost never write: "STSI insisted on legal strategies that I believe are contrary to the law and my ethical obligations." Permanently in the record.
"The Heir" Joseph J. Frohnhoefer III Chief Executive Officer · Deposed Mar. 17, 2026
Ruled on by the court: "Frohnhoefer, an Officer of Sea Tow," is a "person" under the NYFSA, adequately pleaded to be personally — jointly and severally — liable; his motion for judgment on the pleadings DENIED (ECF 216 at 37–38). Family history rhymes: in 1989 "Sea Tow and Frohnhoefer" (his father, personally) promised "from now until the end of time" not to violate the franchise law (Doc. 192-4). Sworn M.D. Fla. filings also allege he was listed as President/CEO of Dr. L'Hommedieu's own company on a disputed 2022 Annual Report — allegations awaiting adjudication, not findings.
"The President With No Knowledge" Kristen J. Frohnhoefer President · Deposed Mar. 18, 2026
President of a 100+ location network — of whom Sea Tow's counsel represented to the court that she has "no knowledge" of this litigation. Either the representation was inaccurate, or the President genuinely knows nothing about the existential case against her company. Both possibilities raise questions; we state neither as fact.
"The Fleet" The Franchisees 100+ operators · Including the Jaegers
The captains who bought what the marketing called franchises, paid 15% of gross, and built the brand's value dockside. The Jaegers stood their ground for six years; their renewed summary judgment motion is the case's live wire. The Fleet's power is the one thing the FROCHISE™ model most depends on suppressing: talking to each other.
"The Gatekeeper" The U.S. Small Business Administration Keeper of the Franchise Directory
Listed and certified, buyers get SBA loans; absent, they largely don't. The June 30, 2026 deadline was a trap with two doors: certify and contradict the litigation posture, or skip it and sink every operator's SBA-financed resale market. The deadline has passed. As far as we know, Sea Tow did not certify. Verification against the July 1 directory file is our top open item.
Part V · The Stakes
For Sea Tow Services International
Summary judgment on liability pending, with "fits comfortably within" already on the books. Rescission mathematics: § 691 across 100+ locations at 15% of gross — the previously discussed $42+ million back-of-the-envelope figure (an envelope, not a finding). The 1989 AoD gives the AG permanent injunction power on ten days' notice. Lead counsel is a third-party defendant with a documented sanctions history. Flagship marks lost in two countries.
For the Franchisees
The SBA cliff: with no recertification (as far as we know), buyers lose SBA-guaranteed financing — fewer buyers, lower offers. Your valuation is running off a four-year-old spreadsheet. Possible § 691 rescission rights may be worth more than a fire-sale exit — a question for your own independent franchise attorney, on your own limitations clock. And whatever Judge Kuntz rules for the Jaegers becomes everyone's template.
What franchisees can do this week 1. Demand answers in writing from Joe Frohnhoefer and Mitchell Stein: did Sea Tow execute the SBA certification by June 30? If not, what is the plan to preserve resale value? Silence is also an answer. 2. Retain independent counsel — yours, not theirs; ask about § 691 rescission and your limitations window. 3. Get an independent, current valuation. 4. File where filing counts: FTC (ftc.gov/enforcement/franchise-rule), NY AG Investor Protection Bureau ((212) 416-8222), and franchise@sba.gov. 5. Talk to each other. Coordinated, informed franchisees are the one variable no litigation strategy in Southold can control.
Part VI · The Archive
The Dispatch Log
The numbered run: XV "Run Aground at the Closing Table" · XVI "The Log Is Closed" · XVII "To Be or Not to Be a Franchise." The back catalog: Introducing the Revolutionary FROCHISE™ · The 1988 File · The Stein File · We Are the Jaegers · Dead Reckoning · The Color of Confusion · The Subpoena Armada · Federal Court Freezes the Subpoena Campaign · Judge Locke Bars Document Review · 40-Year Franchise Fraud? · WTF: Welcome to Florida · The Ghost in the Rigging · Sea Tow Opens Three New Fronts · The Forum Shopper's Lament · The Godfather Wore Yellow · Hornswaggled: The Documentary. Back issues on request: hornswaggled@proton.me
The last word — for now They started it.
Hold on to the single most remarkable fact in this entire saga: nobody dragged Sea Tow into federal court. No regulator. No franchisee. No class action. On June 29, 2020, Sea Tow Services International chose this lawsuit — filed it, funded it, and prolonged it for six years — against a family it had already stripped of its livelihood.
And it is that lawsuit, and no other force on earth, that pried open the structure of their own franchise operation: it put the 1988 Attorney General file into the federal record, produced the "fits comfortably within" franchise-fee ruling, confirmed forty years without NYFSA registration, opened Stein and Frohnhoefer to personal, joint-and-several liability, and teed up the summary judgment motion now sitting before Judge Kuntz.
To be clear: they did not need to be in this lawsuit. They started it. And in starting it, they exposed themselves to massive liability — civil rescission exposure across the network in the tens of millions, and, should violations be found willful, the criminal provisions of GBL Article 33 sitting on the table. Six years ago the FROCHISE™ picked a fight with a family that had almost nothing left. It turns out that family had the one thing that mattered: the facts. Sea Tow, in the end, hornswaggled itself.
You Are Not Alone, and You Are Not Powerless Forward this dispatch to a fellow captain. Ask the questions in writing. And if the answers don't come — the regulators' addresses are above. Tips · documents · corrections · media: hornswaggled@proton.me
Fair winds and following seas, — Hornswaggled Filed from the crow's nest by a crew that reads every footnote so you don't have to
First Amendment Satire Hornswaggled is satire, parody, commentary, and opinion journalism protected by the First Amendment. Epithets, nicknames, dramatizations, and the term FROCHISE™ are rhetorical devices, not statements of fact.
AI-Generated Content Disclosure This content was produced with the assistance of Claude (Anthropic), an AI language model, based on analysis of public court filings and records. Readers should verify all claims against original source documents.
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Public Records Sourcing Sourced from PACER (E.D.N.Y. 2:20-cv-02877-WFK-SIL; M.D. Fla. Bankr. 8:20-bk-01418 and related adversaries), NYSCEF (Suffolk Cty. Index No. 606928/2025), SunBiz, USPTO/TTAB, govinfo.gov, and the parties' own public materials.